Lauren Conrad @ Assassin Creed II Launch Party, November 12 2009
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“For instance, I’ve seen that you’re maybe one of, I don’t know, three people in the world that likes pizza flavored chips. You’re also the only person I’ve ever seen that spends more time on the roof of her house than in her actual house. And what you do when you’re reading… books, you know, not… not US weekly or Seventeen or you know? But you’re reading substantial books. You do this thing where, it’s like an OCD thing but it’s not. It’s whenever you’re leaving your room, you grab the door knob, you turn it and you’re getting ready to leave but you don’t. You stop and you back and you turn to the mirror and you stare at yourself. But it’s not like a “I’m-so-hot” kind of stare. It’s more like “Who am I really?” and asking yourself that. So you look out the window all the time like I do, only you’re looking at the world. tryin’ to figure it out, trying to understand the world. Trying to figure out why it’s not inorder like your books.
…But I’m only looking at you.”
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